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9/10/10

    How about the junk that modot has put on 169?? People have already spun threw it just by spinning their tires. There will be a dust storm by the time harvest is over! I also thought it was very important that it took 4 modot workers to direct traffic at the intersection by Casey's.

    On the topic of Casey's when did bottled pop get to $1.50 a bottle, I mean when I was in high school we could get pop for 75 cents and that wasn't too long ago. I'm not that old!!

Caller Id - ok, this pisses me off that people pick and chose who they want to talk to, and if you have a cell phone you can use it to answer and not just call people when you want something.

Where are all the people like me who give a shit and try to do what they are supposed to do and not spend more time trying to get out of work then actually doing the work. I Farm So You Can Eat! but wft! People when your at work, don't screw off, and try to make every task take as long as possible, your laziness pisses me off.

Buy local, screw it, i'll drive to the city I'm better off!!

Doesn't it piss you off when you go out to eat and pay good money for something you could cook at home like fried chicken and they burn the crap out of it and make the chicken dry. If you care about your job, and care about what you do, pay attention and when it's done take it out, don't be jackassin' around or out back smoking or talking on your cell phone.  How about refilling a glass of pop that your charging $2 a glass for? I mean you can still buy a 2 liter for $1.

More on the locals.........PVC pipe 2x the price of Lowes......

Welfare people at the dr's office - We were standing in line and the lady in front of us was told, Medicare won't cover it but medicade will, and she said "Just as long as I don't have to pay for it i don't care." Ok, if I go the dr, I am sick and need something and not just trying to get on disability when I have nothing wrong with me. So I have to pay a co-pay on my insurance, and for part of my prescription drugs.  The money I am paying for that has had taxes taken out of it so other people could get there shit paid for buy us and then cash thier welfare check and buy smokes, beer, and tattoes!!

Other things that piss me off.......Back this spring a guy spraying for sur-gro was spraying the neighbors corn, and drove right onto my bean field and sprayed 1/2 way around it and killed my beans, now all summer i had to look at a field that looked different.

1/12/09

    Things I've Learned

                 - Sparks from a grinder will catch gasoline on fire.
                - You can save $47 by filling up at St. Joe w/ the semi over MFA in King City.
                - 2-WD tractors are not worth a crap on ice.
                - A combine can pull out a bobcat.

2/6/08

    Little Johnny comes in with his bb gun.... "Daddy, when it cat season? I'm going to shoot some of the neighbors cats when the season starts."

    Farmer Johnson has been having trouble with varmints under this corn crib....He finally has enough of it one fall day pulling in the drive with an anhydrous tank behind the pickup. He tells his boys to go get their shot guns.  He takes the anhydrous hose and sticks it down into one of the holes and cracks open one of the values. His boys have a hay day shooting varmints.

9/28/07

  Ok these updates are 1 month apart...I did not do that on purpose but what ever....

I was missed my exit in Independence, Mo the other day so I took the next one and thought I'd cut back on a side road.

When you go by, Discount Liquor Store, Discount Smoke Store, Payday Loan Express, Discount Liquor Store, Dub Wheel Shop you know your in the wrong neighborhood......Needless to say I didn't stop and try to make friends. 

8/28/07

    The post office is a working it's self out of business. They up the rate because people are not sending as much stuff though the mail because of e-mail and electronic means. They up the rate, and then companies look for a way to save money and send more things electronically. Does anybody know what supply and demand are?  I mean we need the post office but come on, find a way to keep costs down.

September 14, 1975        10¢
December 31, 1975         13¢
May 29, 1978                    15¢
March 22, 1981                18¢
November 1, 1981            20¢
February 17, 1985            22¢
April 3, 1988                      25¢
February 3, 1991              29¢
January 1, 1995               32¢       
January 10, 1999             33¢       
January 7, 2001               34¢       
June 30, 2002                  37¢       
January 8, 2006               39¢       
May 14, 2007                    41¢       

As you can see form this data the price of stamps have increased $0.31 in the past 32 years. I know fuel has gone up, but we are smart people, we work smarter not harder. UPS has figured out the most efficient routes to drive their trucks and have cut their fuel bills and cut down on driver over time.
 

8/18/07

Meg and I went to the state fair. The hotel was nasty, look at the pics.

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8/17/07

    Brad's Rules from the Fair

    *If your nose sticks out farther then your boobs it's just wrong to attempt to show off your boobies.

    *If your ass is bigger then a folding chair, you must purchase 2 tickets to the concert one just one.

    *Some sheep have hairy balls, so is there a job called "Sheep ball shaver?"

    **Would you want something made from sheep ball wool????

7/23/07

    We all know that medical costs are very expensive and I was thinking....Why do women have to have ultra sounds?? Can't they just have regular sounds? or Basic sound for the people having a baby on a budget.

5/7/07

Ok....Graduation speakers.....First and fore most if a college is going to have one of their past graduates speak in front of a large group of people make sure that the speaker doesn't SUCK. I mean, you have a large group of people here and you have the chance to have their attention for 15-45mins and you put a dumbass out there saying "go to our you and turn out like them"  There are good speakers out there, and I have been fortunate to get to listen to them though the FFA and other org's and really disappointed because the quality I have been hearing sucks.

There is a section where the grad's get to write up a deal and someone reads it as they get a flower or something....
So here are a couple of my rewrites:

"I'd like to thank the book store for selling soft covered books making it easy to get peaceful rest in class."

"Ya we had a good run the past 4.5 years here at State U, Today was the day we had worked for all season, I'd like to thank my class/crew they did a great job today, and I couldn't of done it without my sponsors: Dad, Mom, Gradma, Grandpa, & my Sugar Daddy, I love you all can could do it without you"

4/26/07

Monopoly- a market in which there are many buyers but only one seller; "a monopoly on silver"; "when you have a monopoly you can ask any price you like"
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=monopoly

    ok....What's the deal with a local Diesel fuel seller???? I can have diesel fuel hauled to my farm from 1/2 way to St. Joe for $0.16 cents less then I can pay for it at the pump in King City and have to haul it myself.... I think somebody's doing some screwing over and I think we all know who's doing it....It pisses me off when local business's around town do that shit. Why are you over charging your friends and neighbors? WTF? I had some trouble with the high priced fuel and called them out on, it took them 3 months to give the answer that they will not stand behind their crappy fuel. The person then got an attitude with me on the phone so, I told them if they can't stand behind their diesel fuel I won't purchase any of it from them. They were alright with it... ...ok.. If your goal in business is to screw people over and don't care when a customer leaves you, You SUCK or you are in a monopoly situation. That's all I got to stay about that...

    This brings up another thing that pisses me off.....I can get fertilizer hauled a tender truck load at a time to the field from Savannah then I can go in town and pick it up a cart load at a time. What's the deal with that?

We are not that far some St. Joe or larger areas and if a business wants to make it they have to compete within reason with their competition. I mean we all go to St. Joe/Maryville at least 1 time per week and we can hold off most of our purchases until it's trip time.

    What's the deal with Microsoft and their new Office 2007 w/ a word doc now being .docx We have had .doc files since the beginning of time....why change it now and make it a bitch for everybody when they get a new computer and want office, and oh shit, i can't install my office 2000, xp, or 2003 I have to go out and pay Microsoft another $500 for this new office 2007 so I can type up work that none of my coworkers can open without downloading a 27mb patch that the average computer user doesn't know how to do because thier too afraid of screwing something up... Download open office.....

This kind of shit just pisses me off.... i'm done...good night..

3/27/07

First of a couple new sayings...
    "Cuttin' a fat hog in the ass"  - said when your getting alot of stuff done
    "Pigs Stay on the farm, Hogs go to slaughter" - Said when someone tries to screw the system too much.
    "Pisses my shit off"     - said  when something irritates her
    "Rocks my face off"    - said  when something good happens that just rocks

Last Oct our fine MoDot 1/2 assed patched some of the road I live on...Well now it has all flaked off and it's worse then it was before they jacked with it. It is Dangerous to drive down my road. So please be careful if you come to see me. Don't you just love it how our tax dollars are used?!?!

Did you know that the cell phone people's nation wide plans are really talk all you want nation wide plans like they claim them to be? If more then 50% of the minutes are used outside of the home calling area in 6 months you won't be able to renew your contract or get offered a plan with just 100 minutes and no night and weekends. Don't that just piss your shit off...

8/27/06

This gripe is about school. Why can't a university practice what they teach in the classrooms? durrrr

8/13/06

A few summers ago I was at a concert at Version and my buddy and I were setting on the tailgate of the pickup watching people leave. We were in no hurry and decided to get some free entertainment. We were not disappointed. A girl was so drunk she fell down and couldn't get up, and her friends just kept on walking. A drunken redneck stopped to tell her "you better get up, or your gonna get chiggers!" :)  At that time her friends hollared back at her to hurry up, and the ole redneck replied to them. "She can't! Bring the truck to her!"
 

I live at home and I'm 22 years old and some people want to give me crap about it, so I have came up with a good comeback. I tell them that I am waitin' my parents out so I can put them in the nursing home and take over the house.
 

You know something that really pisses me off......When the people at the drive up window do not fasten the lid down on your drink and you go to pick it up form your cup holder and it goes everywhere. eeeeer....or how they will only give ya like 3 packages of ketchup for a large order of fries, and then they get pissy when you ask for 10 more packages and hold up the line counting them.....ok that last part ain't true i don't count them....
 

While i'm on the topic of fast food.....the pump ketchup does not taste the same as the packaged ketchup. Ya'll may think I'm weird but once a package of ketchup is opened it is suppose to be kept cool...isn't your bottle at home in the fridge?

The old Stuff From 2002-03

Saying...

Coulda, shoulda, woulda...didn't do shit..

Snow Plow

A few weeks ago I was walking in the Office Max parking lot w/ my friend and I looked over and saw this Import Car w/ ground effects and spoiler and crap and he was like a cool car...i was like ya cool, it came w/ a build in snow plow...cause on the front you could tell where it had pushed snow around cause it's so low...i don't have that trouble w/ my pickup....

Girls

If girls weren't so preddy i'd give them up..

The South

If your ever in the south and feel the need to commit suicide walk into a country and western bar and yell "Dale Earnheart Sucks

How to pickup women

 Tell her that she  makes ya feel better then what a hole bottle of Prozac does...

Redneck School

You know your school is full or rednecks when you get out of school for deer season but not for Martin Luther King Day....

Christmas Lights

We decorated our house w/ lights this year for the first time in forever and I was readin' (ya i actually read stuff) on the label that you should wash your hands after use so you don't have birth defects and other reproduction problems... kinda freaky uh?

 Worn Out Cloths

Has anyone seen these girls who buy cloths that are already faded? I was like I'm not the only one that wears old jeans to school, but they actually paid for 1/2 wore out jeans. The holes in my jeans are form work, theirs were made there for style, so i guess if you wear cloths for long enought they'll be in style...

 Missouri State HWY Department

The Teacher asked the class "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow up?"
Little Johnny raised his and said "I want to work for MoDot!"
"Why do you want to work for MoDot?" enquired the Teacher.
"Because I Want To Sit On My Butt, and Watch A Guy Mow, while I Sit in the truck."
 

Our Tax Dollars at work ladies and gentlemen, and don't you just love the potholes in the roads?

Motorized Wheel Chairs

I was in my Fav-o-rite store the other day Walmart and there was this old lady on one of those motorized wheel chairs.
She had a 30 pack of Bush Light cans on the front of that thing. If you need one of those, how do you have the strength to
lift a 30 pack in there?
 

Springer

There's a TV show that I like to watch and it's called The Jerry Springer Show. It's amazing how people want to come on tv and share thier problems, and women like to show their upper body.(some of those big ole girls don't need to be showin it. thank god for censorship there)
The show makes me laught, and makes you feel good that your not those people, cause thier screwed up, so if you ever need to make your self feel good, just watched the Springer show.
All and all, it's good for laughts but it's people's lifes were seeing, and it's kindof sad, and at the end Jerry does make a good point with his Final Thought.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,

Sorry, I just had to get that out of my system.

Fast Food

Why do some places that are fast food resturants give you a number to wait to be called for you food? That really isn't fast food is it? I was at one place a few weeks ago and it took them 3 tries to get my a double cheese buger with just pickles one it. I was while i was waiting at a different place this weekend, I chatted with one of the guys workin and some lady orderd a bacon cheese buger with out the bacon..........intersting........


Extreme Golf

You know how they have all these extreme sprots? I think they autta do extreme golf. Here's how they'd make golf interesing and get lots of people to watch it and not fall asleep during it. What they'd do is put each guy on a 4-wheeler and give him a 7 iorn. For saferty they would wear full motocross gear. We would break all the golfers down into heats and have 5-6 of them go at once and the first person to get thier ball in the hole wins. It doesn't matter how many storkes or anything.


Pictures

Well I have found a cheep way to get your senior/family/wedding pictures done nice and cheep. Please hold your applause till the end. Take your hole family/senior/wedding party to a place that has a photo booth. You can have all your pictures right then and their and not have to wait for them to developed. Their cheep and everything.

Cold Ones

I was at my friends b-day party this past weekend and we stopped at Walmart to kill some time and we picked up a 24 pack of mt.dew for his bbq later on that night. This is what really pisses me off, you can buy all the beer you want cold, but you cannot buy a 24 or a 12 pack for mt. dew or anything nonacholic cold. That ain't right, look at this people, we can have a party w/ cold beer but we can't have a sober party with cold pop.
 

Sayings for life

These are sayings that my neighbor told me.
"It's Just as easy to love where there's money as where there isn't."
"I see, said the blind man to his deaf whife who was turning on the radio"
"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
"I cannot confirm nor deny that"

Softball

I went to one of the home softball games this past week to support my friends who are girls. (like how i said that, i can be policitaly correct when i try) I was watching the game and when some of them were warming up to bad, they were swinging and hittin them selves in the back.....i'm not sayin i no anything about softball, but i think that would hurt like a mo-fo. Mabie it's just me, but i wouldn't like anyone hittin me in the back w/ a baseball bat let alone do it to myself..

Uh Duh

One thing that crunches my cookies is when someone tells me I'm tall...I'm like really? i thought i was a freakin' midget or something. I wouldn't notice that i'm 6'3'' tall...

Dentist

I really hate the dentist, ugg, you go in there, the place smells funny, and he askes u these open ended questions that u try to anser while he sticks his fingers in your mouth. I'm like dumbass, u ask me a guestion while u have ur finger in my mouth, how am i supose to reply, or do u get ur jolly's off of askin guestions to people and they can't answer cause u have ur damn finger s in thier mouth..uh?